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Ian Lamming enjoys being popular with people needing a lift
Q
UIZ night, yeh, it’s the only night of the
year when I feel popular.
That’s because people need a lift so they
can eat their bodyweight in cheese and wash it
down with gallons of prosecco.
By some amazing coincidence, I just happen
to have a seven seater, so I have more new
found friends than ever. So this is what it’s like
to feel loved.
There’s plenty of interest too in the ride to
Barney school (that’s where the quiz is). It’s
Vauxhall’s latest Zafira, the Tourer to be
precise and it’s in a lovely pale metallic silvery
blue.
Old Tourer was a fine and splendid looking
car with the front of the Ampera. Now I
expected the whole range to eventually get this
shnozz, it’s a really striking, modern look. I can
only think that Vauxhall sacked the designer as
this never happened.
New Tourer moves away from the radical and
takes on a more Astra-esque corporate
appearance. It is softer, more curvaceous,
perhaps a tad safer. Straight or three quarters
on it is conventional but look side on there is a
more pronounced step in the lines which
makes the Zafira look more distinctive. The
back looks neat too.
But Zafiras are all about practicality so it’s
back to my quiz chums. There are three rows
of seats and the way they slide, tilt and tumble
is impressive, the seats not the chums,
although...? They are easy to use, spacious
and comfortable. When you don’t need the two
in the boot they disappear into the floor and it is
a cinch to do, even when the tipsy crew are
stumbling back in for the homeward journey.
There’s also plenty of clever space for the
storage of niks, naks, phones, wallets, purses,
sick bags. It’s all very comfy, all very practical
and it is met with oohs and aahs of approval.
When the driver is on his lonesome Zafira is a
goody too. It’s great to drive thanks to a
refined, powerful and economical 170PS turbo
diesel. There is bags of poke and expect miles
per gallon to be clearly stuck in the 50s without
even trying.
Driver sits high so the view is good too and it
is a relaxing way to chomp through the miles.
Ride is uber comfortable and surprisingly
controlled so it’s fun to drive.
The kids will love it; it has touch screen tech
to die for including OnStar mobile 4G WiFi
hotspot, which can be used by up to seven
devices simultaneously. I’ll leave that to them
then.
I appreciate the satnav and connectivity that
allows hands free for the phone and Bluetooth
to access my sounds. Touch screen also does
away with countless buttons that once cluttered
the fascia. Multi-function touchscreen tidies
nicely the interior and puts the focus on the
attractive clocks.
I’m asked questions on a daily basis by folk,
including what I think of various cars, what are
my favourites, which are the best for particular
circumstances? At least with the Zafira my quiz
buddies can help me with the answers.
Fact File
• Vauxhall Zafira
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Tourer Tech Line
2.0CDTi
Engine: 2.0 turbo
diesel
Power: 170PS
0-62mph: 9.1 secs
Top speed:
129mph
Combined MPG:
57.7
Transmission: six
speed manual
CO2 g/km: 129